This cracked me up and I thought I'd share it with you.
One day, Adam was feeling lonely.
God: Adam, you need a partner. To take care of you, cook for you, bear you children, never argue with you or nag, she'll agree with every decision you make and when you disagree, she'll be the first to say she's wrong.
Adam: what will this cost me?
God: an arm an a leg.
Adam: What can I get for a rib?
The rest is history...